"Corripe Cervisiam! / Seize the beer!" - Unknown Author

"Think for yourselves and let others enjoy the privilege to do so, too."
- Voltaire

"I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."
- Winston Churchill

"I never resist temptation, because I have found that things that are bad for me do not tempt me." - George Bernard Shaw

"You don't drown by falling in the water; you drown by staying there." - Edwin Louis Cole

"Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy." - Franz Kafka

"None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free." - Goethe

"Each player must accept the cards life deals him or her: but once they are in hand, he or she alone must decide how to play the cards in order to win the game." - Voltaire

"Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he doesn't become a monster himself." - Frederick Wilhelm Nietsche

"The last time you failed, did you stop trying because you failed - or did you fail because you stopped trying?" - Unknown Author

"Success is largely a matter of holding on after others have let go." - Unknown Author

"If people talk negatively about you, live so that no one will believe them."
- Unknown Author

"There are two kinds of men who never amount to very much: Those who cannot do what they are told, and those who can do nothing else." - Cyrus H.K. Curtis

"Let us not look back in anger, nor forward in fear, but around in awareness"
- Unknown Author

"To know where you are is a good thing; but it is as important and perhaps more so, to know where you are going." - Unknown Author

"A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read." - Mark Twain

"A pessimist is someone who has had to listen to too many optimists."
- Unknown Author

"When you're arguing with a fool, make sure he isn't doing the same thing."
- Author Unknown

"A timid person is frightened before a danger, a coward during the time, and a courageous person afterward." - Jean Paul Richter

"Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain -- and most fools do." - Dale Carnegie

"Be wiser than other people if you can; but do not tell them so." - Lord Chesterfield

"Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth." - Will Rogers

"Believe those who are seeking the truth; doubt those who find it." - André Gide

"Dieu me pardonnera. C'est son motier. (God will forgive me. It's his job.)"
- Heinrich Heine

"Do not worry about your difficulties in Mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater." - Albert Einstein

"Experience is what allows us to repeat our mistakes, only with more finesse!" - Derwood Fincher

"Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again."
- F.P. Jones

"He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever." - Chinese proverb

"How often have I said to you that when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth?" - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle (Sherlock Holmes: The Sign of Four)

"Any fool can tell the truth, but it requires a man of some sense to know how to lie well." - Samuel Butler

"Veni, Vidi, Vici." / "I came, I saw, I conquered." - Julius Caesar

"Your friend is the man who knows all about you and and still likes you."
- Elbert Hubbard

"I have learned silence from the talkative, toleration from the intolerant, and kindness from the unkind; yet, strange, I am ungrateful to those teachers."
- Kahlil Gibran

"I think that God in creating man somewhat overestimated his ability." - Oscar Wild

"I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me." - Hunter S. Thompson

"If you can't convince them, confuse them." - Harry S. Truman

"The pessimist complains about the wind; the optimist expects it to change; the realist adjusts the sail." - Unknown Author

"Love does not consist in gazing at each other but in looking outward together in the same direction." - Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

"If you run you might loose, if you don't run you're guaranteed to lose" - Jesse Jackson

"Know your enemy, and in one hundred battles you will never loose" - Sun Tsu, Art of War

"You cannot discover new oceans unless you have the courage to lose sight of the shore." - Unknown Author

All men are born equal, but quite a few eventually get over it. - Lord Mancroft

"Of those who say nothing, few are silent." - Thomas Neiel

"You do not need to leave your room. Remain sitting at your table and listen. Do not even listen, simply wait, be quiet, still and solitary. The world will freely offer itself to you for its unmasking, it can do no other, it will roll in ecstasy at your feet." - Franz Kafka

"Don't speak unless you can improve on the silence." - Spanish proverb

"People are funny; they spend money they don't have to buy things they don't need to impress people they don't like." - Unknown Author

"People don´t become successful by accident! Long before the success became manifest in their lives, it was already alive in their hearts and minds.
By the same token, wealthy people didn´t start thinking wealthy thoughts when the money started rolling in. They were thinking wealthy thoughts when there was no money and it seemed almost impossible to get." - Author Unknown

"Life is a comedy for those who think, and a tragedy for those who feel." - Jean de La Bruyère

"Do not take life too seriously; you will never get out of it alive." - Elbert Hubbard

"Forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them more" - Unknown Author

"It is better to fail in originality than to succeed in imitation." - Herman Melville

"Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't." - Author Unknown

"Never doubt that a small group of people can change the world. Indeed, it is the only thing that ever has." - Author Unknown

"I am my own God. We are here to unlearn the teachings of the church, state, and our educational system. We are here to drink beer. We are here to kill war. We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that death will tremble to take us." - Charles Bukowski

"Experience is often what you get when you were expecting something else."
- Unknown Author

"People who never do any more than they get paid for never get paid for any more than they do." - Albert Hubbard

"Start with what you can do; don't stop because of what you can't do." - Author Unknown

"A man cannot be too careful in his choice of enemies." - Oscar Wilde

"The mediation by the serpent was necessary. Evil can seduce man, but cannot become man." - Franz Kafka

"A signature always reveals a man's character - and sometimes even his name." - Evan Esar

"An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today." - Laurence J. Peter

"An event has happened, upon which it is difficult to speak, and impossible to be silent." - Edmund Burke

"As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality." - Albert Einstein

"Always set the trail, never follow the path." - Unknown Author

"Don't let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do." - John Wooden

"Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both." - Benjamin Franklin

"Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it." - George Bernard Shaw

"Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism it's just the opposite." - John Kenneth Galbraith

"I may disagree with what you have to say, but I shall defend to the death your right to say it." - Voltaire

"Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today." - James Dean

"It's better to die standing up than to live on your knees." - Unknown Author

"Sic semper tyrannis!" / "Thus always to tyrants!" - Marcus Brutus, John Wilkes Booth etc.

"Fortuna fortes adiuvat" / "Fortune favors the bold" - Vergilius

"Doctors are not servants of their patients, they are traders like everyone else in a free society and they should bear that title proudly considering the crucial importance of the services they offer." - Ayn Rand

"God is a comedian, playing to an audience too afraid to laugh." - Voltaire

"The glory of great men should always be measured by the means they have used to acquire it." - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

"Youth is happy because it has the ability to see beauty. Anyone who keeps the ability to see beauty never grows old." - Franz Kafka

"Let us live so that when we come to die, even the undertaker will be sorry."
- Mark Twain

"Aut viam inveniam aut faciam" / "I'll either find a way or make one"
- Hannibal

"Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach him how to fish and you feed him for a lifetime." - Unknown Author